If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out...

If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

Humans created "God," "time(not to be confused with aging)," "the unicorn." Fairy tales created by a mammal that is much smarter than other forms of life and really needed an answer. Pray to "God" (whichever you choose) and ask for something specific. No answer? Now, a pastor will say, "Hey, it wasn't answered yet because you can't just be selfish, you must ask "God" for help and you must still work for what you want to achieve."

Why take the power away from you? You are smart and provide for thyself.

The bible has answers? Rewritten by the hands of man, most recently a Roman emperor. Give me a break.

As for how we all got here... that's the million dollar question, but i can make up anything i want. Get enough followers and have set rules... there you go, i just created the religion of the Ice-Cream pooping Tacos.

Believe what you want, just don't let your power, intelligence and sense of self be negated by a text written completely by the "sinners" it condemns.

Right because 5 minutes is not real. Its not measurable at all is it? I mean how can you say people created time? Time is progression, its a very real thing and it was here before us. Just because something isn't some tangible object doesn't mean its not real. Also just because you can make up some religion doesn't negate other Relegions from being potentially valid. It really bugs me when people state 100% opinions as fact.

What's the point of life if its just some stupid random coincidence, I mean your going to cease to exist when you die in like 60 years, so its all for nothing in the end.

I agree with King Ace though. If God as he is typically known doesn't exist then the world is either random or totally predetermined(which is far more likely) and either way life seems pointless in that situation.
 
If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

Dizzynecro said:
What's the point of life if its just some stupid random coincidence, I mean your going to cease to exist when you die in like 60 years, so its all for nothing in the end.

"In the end" or "ultimately" or any words synonymous with those are useless when it comes to evaluating your life. 'Ultimately' is not a judge that can determine your worth from a perspective of non-existence, nor can it judge your impact. Neither can you evaluate your own life from the perspective of its eventual non-existence. That is why the time in which you are able to evaluate is what matters, not the conclusion.

You base the value of your life by the journey, not the ending.
 
If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

Much props to you, HolyForce, for starting this thread.

You can't ever thank GOD enough. I always complain about my rl situation, but never went hungry for too long, and always had a place to stay. This is my 8wr proclaimation, thank you LORD for watching over me.
 
If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

The human being is such a powerful entity that even the Universe has a tough time trying to balance him and contain and limit him.

*Tripple facepalm*

God I love April fools... :D


-Manta-
 
If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

*Tripple facepalm*

God I love April fools... :D


-Manta-

Actually it's not an april fool's joke.

KingAce apparently realized that we all have repressed thetans and if they were ever to be unleashed, humans would have god-like power.
 
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