People who say games like halo 3 and bioshock are as to dog shit as gamers are to dogs have not experienced true and utter dog shit and are clearly spoiled. When you have tasted of the pure, fetid and epic diarrhea of the gaming industry you would think twice about saying these sort of things if only to ask yourself "was I worse scared than I was playing Kane and Lynch?", For example. If you can look at something, see polish, craftsmanship and just didn't like it that's one thing, but then to claim no redeemable value clearly this shows that you have not truly gazed upon the gates of hell. Like some kid from Beverly Hills writing a heart filled, teary eyed ballad about the afternoon they spent without their cellphone when they missed a call about those cute shoes their BFF totally got and they totally did not, suddenly dropped into an African genocide refugee camp, your mind would be blown if shown how insubstantially inconsequential your previous castrated bitching truly was. Complaining about games like Deadspace, Bioshock and Halo 3 is like saying a supermodel has sharp knees compared to true horse shit like Superman 64 and Bullet Witch. The games that deserve to be compared to dog shit are the OLD GODS of suck. The baddest of the bad motherfuckers who drive men mad, clawing into the ground, gouging out their own eyes and filling their mouth with earth if only to stifle the sounds of their own screams.
