I friggin hate kids!!

Throw in a, "...and then after he stabbed himself he downed 400 double whoppers all in one bite while he banged an entire cheerleading team and bench pressed three school buses." and THEN I'd believe it.
 
You should've stabbed him in the eye or the neck for 90 points of damage. And probably broke your weapon because you were turtling too much.

He probably abused tier on you, but that doesn't mean he can't be beat.
 
Community service, huh?

...I tend to think that perhaps maybe you are, in fact, a clown.

I foresee a good deal more community service in your future.
 
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