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Normally I like most kids. But I tend to find that worthless people tend to raise worthless kids either by lack of attention or by strength of example. No matter the case I have just this to say: MOVIE THEATRE. Why the hell is your INFANT in the theatre? What? You didn't wanna pay for a sitter so you thought you'd just bug the shit outta the rest of us? Why is it you think the baby is gonna be happy to sit through explosions that liquify fillings and zombie growls that freak out adults? There SHOULD BE A LAW that says that anybody who brings a baby into the movie theatre is dragged out by their ankles and in the case of taking a baby into any film above pg 13, automatically stoned to death. The baby will become property of the theatre.