I am Raphael, A JEDI!

[HolyForce]

I, Raphael 'HolyForce' Sorel, performed my Critical Finish on Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith. Therefere, not only making Anakin my bitch (told him to go polish Jaxel's nude Talim figurines), but also absorbing his blood; therefore, additionally his superior-above-all metachlorian supply.

I, HolyForce, am now in-tune with the force, and have chosen to become a Jedi; the most powerful Jedi, with my additional Sorel family talents. I am the truly the most powerful being walking this planet.

You may now offer me great tributes.

 

[Drizzle]

*offers HF numerous loli strippers*

Please don't kill me! D:

 

[Plume]

Therefere, not only making Anakin my bitch (told him to go polish Jaxel's nude Talim figurines)

Does that mean that you're Jaxel's bitch?

 

[Hot Rod Dave]

i give you my wife....please take her!!

 

[HolyForce]

*offers HF numerous loli strippers*

Please don't kill me! D:

Accepted.

Does that mean that you're Jaxel's bitch?

This means I'm kind to pedophiles as long as they run a website of value.

i give you my wife....please take her!!

I already did, on the night of your wedding, 'take' her.