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Weird ideas are the norm in my world. Check out this unreleased story written by MONEYMUFFINS:

"Some woman told her husband to sleep on the couch. Then she snuggled up with her pair of socks and sang lullabies to it. Later on the socks woke up and studied times tables. They did this on a regular basis. The end."

The sequel:

One day a man decided to make a hat that looked like a squirrel. He wore the hat everyday to try to impress a girl who had a hat that looked like a chipmunk. One day both hats were eaten by a cat. That cat would go on to invent ambient music. The end.
 
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