Mandritti
[09] Warrior
You're not a cheap noob. A five-line proof by Mandritti.
Noobs are inexperienced and therefore do not know the value of things.
To be cheap requires manipulating value in order to be 'a cheapskate' - such as in using the strongest moves with the least risk, or using the simplest strategies with the narrowest weaknesses, or using the fewest moves to accomplish the most mixup potential.
Therefore noobs are incapable of being cheap.
Therefore there are no cheap noobs, therefore you aren't one. []
Noobs are inexperienced and therefore do not know the value of things.
To be cheap requires manipulating value in order to be 'a cheapskate' - such as in using the strongest moves with the least risk, or using the simplest strategies with the narrowest weaknesses, or using the fewest moves to accomplish the most mixup potential.
Therefore noobs are incapable of being cheap.
Therefore there are no cheap noobs, therefore you aren't one. []