Hate Speech: In Praise of Cheapness

[mrtaxi]

I had to sign up just so I could tell you how much I loved this article. I feel like it should be a pre-requisite read before playing the game.

 

[Heaton]

1. Make it a point to check yourself the next time something in the game sets off your seething gamer-rage. Shut down your frustration response, hit the lab, and see what you can come up with.

There is absolutely no answer to Ω being a stupid dumb whore. None whatsoever.

2. While you’re in the lab, find at least one exquisitely dirty move/mixup/tactic with your favorite character, then come tell us about it.

I did this, this, and this recently, and I plan to continue until the entire movelist is done, and then do it for Raphael, too. If you think 195 damage combos that incorporate Siegfried 2KKKKK aren't dirty, then I don't know what is anymore.

3. Hop online and, just for fun, find a room that explicitly bans stuff like throws/ring outs/certain characters in its title. Join the room and use the banned stuff until they kick you. Spread hate!

I can usually break at least ten rules at once by picking Siegfried and spamming 3(B) ~ SCH B.

 

[SCPartisan]

There is absolutely no answer to Ω being a stupid dumb whore. None whatsoever.

Spoiler

 

[Synraii]

Mitsu 1B 11BA mixup is really underappreciated I feel considering how much attention people pay to the other stuff - I've won entire matches with only throws, 2A, 1B, 11BA CH combos from the 2nd hit, lol.
4B? What is that? XD

 

[Fame96]

Great read. Can't wait for the next one.