Game of Thrones Discussion Thread (Books and Show)

[Gatsu]

Barristan is confirmed #2 ever
Basically Arthur Dayne and Barristan were more or less equal, but Arthur got some awesome DS style +10 sword.
But again during GOT show we have already old as fuck Barristan, wich is chuck norris level badass but also chuck norris level old

Syrio? I'm italian, i MUST root for Team Bravos :D
I can ever tell you that i will put money on Syrio over any other character in a 1vs1 not-armored duel :D
Still GRRM chose to have him -appearently- killed by Merin fucking Trant, because he was too awesome and George think was good idea send him with his pratice stick in suicide sacrifice mission against random number of full armored douchebags

Jaqen, or the man who call himself Jaqen, IS awesome, but is probably more the type of dude that wait you go out to do your knighty stuff, then sneak in your home and put poison over your toothbrush

Seriously it's time to accept the bigger picture, GOT is Martin personal crusade against alphaness :D

Robert, cuckolded by his brother in law, killed by a pig
Ned, killed by a Joffry's tantrum for the lulz
Drogo, killed by infected booboo
Syrio, supposed killed by Merin Fucking Trant. A season after a dude that get beated up by women lulz at him
Jorah, eternal friendzoned. Caught betray. Fired. Only dude IN THE UNIVERSE that can't even stay in friendzone
Robb, look like a noob end up he's like the next Alexander the Great. Killed like a noob by an old fart during a party
Bronn, caught on youtube doing this

Jamie, end up in Guantanamo for months, beated up by Brienne, fap-hand cut. Get bitchslapped by his own new hand
Tywin, killed by a dwarf, while shitting
Theon, not even badass but brag about fucking bitches and have big dick. Get tortured, dick cut and become a dog
Daario, played in first season by Barbie
Stannis, get treated like a McDonald employee by random bank guys
The Mountain, totally destroyed by a McDojo Inigo Montoya, win by plot twist, end up poisoned anyway

At this point you must imagine GRRM read his own books
"AH AH AH all of them... ALL!"
Read on teh internet some kid say "well, IF the hound is'nt dead, badassery has still hope :) !"
GRRM "NEVER! I still have teh tv show!"

The Hound, lose an ultimate bigger dick contest. With a woman.

 

[WindupSkeleton]

Sounds like someone is forgetting the fuck out of Strong Belwas and Victarion Dargonfucker Greyjoy.

 

[Gatsu]

Sounds like someone is forgetting the fuck out of Strong Belwas and Victarion Dargonfucker Greyjoy.

Strong Belwas is a supah obese dude that passed most of his life as a slave and got banana and nuts cut before we even see him. Is not what you will call a lucky guy :D

Victarion is a good call.
BUT.
Do your pirate shit in full plate armor because you don't fear drowning, In GRRM universe?
He's not alive for badassery, is just that George have not think a lulz enough way to drown him. It's matter of WHEN :D

 

[Gatsu]

The oly true Alpha is Tyrion
-charismatic over 9000
-fucked countless whores
-pisses off The Wall just for the lulz
-bitchslapped Joffrey, multiple times <-------- Legendary status already aquired here
-the red hooker was impressed by his banana
-won an Emmy and a Golden Globe
-won his first fight killing his opponent with a shield
-survived i can't remember how many deadly situations, including attempts from Joffrey(current King) and Cersei(current Queen)
-he's friend of Shagga
-throw green napalm at peoples, win the war, save he Kingdom
-framed in murder trial, death sentence, escape
-kill the whore, then pick up the closest thing to a shotgun you can find GOT universe, and in mafia movie style scene kill his own asshole father, who was like the most feared man of the seven kingdoms
-jump in a box to be send somewhere just because seriously fuck this place

 

[brucege]

Am I the only one here who loved Tywin? Like a medieval Frank Underwood.