Game of Thrones Discussion Thread (Books and Show)

[Alexandra]

Thread revival troisieme partie:

CONFESSIONS! SAY WAT?! DO SEVEN BECAUSE THE NUMBER SEVEN MAKES GEORGE GET A HARD-ON.

1. I despise Davos Seaworth. HE'S SO BORING. LITERALLY A BAD SURROGATE FOR NED.
2. I will always root for Cersei, no matter what. I hate her so much, but it will hurt to see her go.
3. I'm going mad thinking Daenerys is going mad. Shit.
4. When I first meet someone, I go through Cersei's pseudo-Machiavellian ideals and decide how to mentally, physically, and emotionally destroy said someone
5. I cried when Cersei did her walk of shame. I think I'm mentally ill.
6. I have a collection of over two hundred Cersei gif
7. I ship Cersei/Jaime

Also, I played the Game of Thrones board game last night with my family. My mom was Martell, my sister was Greyjoy, my dad was Baratheon, my oldest sister was Tyrell, I was Lannister, and my cousin was Stark. I made an alliance with my sister (Greyjoy), and we almost won and then the Wildlings came and then we lost the Iron Throne, the Valyrian Steel Sword (allows for extra points in battle), and the messenger raven (controls power). After that, we lost everything and I got last place and wanted to cry. I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAD PLAYED IT BEFORE.

 

[WindupSkeleton]

I have no taste in men except Le Bello. What a viciously handsome devil. I'd like to feel his silver tongue against my thigh.

CONFESSION TIME:

I ship Jojen and Pod.
I wanted to read the parts where girlish Maetser Kerwin is "used like a woman" by all those burly pirates.
If I ever were to write a fanfic, it would be called "Fifty Shades of Greyjoy."
I wanted Joff to buggered to death by Drogo's Khalasar.
Dany bores me.
I like to believe Patchface is the lost Targaryen.
I want Stannis to have the Iron Throne, even though I'd prefer Tyrion on it.
Stannis is the Batman of Westeros. This makes Davos Robin.
I actually like Littlefinger. But I ALWAYS imagine him holding a book. ALWAYS.
I want a twist ending in which the entire series is one long elaborate green-dream.
OR
The entire series is Stannis playing with his dolls.

 

[SorceressSeren]

CONFESSENZ:
I hated Robert. He may have been great way back when but he turned in to a fatass who just wanted to get it on with whores and stab Targaryens.
Robb: Refer to my profile picture
I dislike Cat to a degree, though I understand why she acts the way she does later on. Though dicking out on Jon us unnecessary.
I don't like Theon. I just don't like his bitch ass in any way shape of form (Sorry Sophie)
Garen: Refer to Robb.
Cersei: Same as Sophie. I like her even though she's a total bitch. She loves her kids, and to me a good mother is worthy of approval. Even though Joffery ended up a jackass and she always put him above Tommen and Myrcella, which is probably why they didn't end up as fucked up as Joffery.

I'd like to warn before this one that Dany is my absolute favorite character, and if she were to die, I'd throw the world upside down. But I believe before the series ends, she's going to be killed. I just... Feel like she is. Her or Tyrion, because they're such large parts in the stories and have the biggest fan bases, their deaths would cause endless sadness.
Fuck I hope George R.R. Martin doesn't read this and go "Hmm, LOL LETZ KILL SUM TAGRYANS MMMMMMMMMM"

 

[Alexandra]

I have no taste in men except Le Bello. What a viciously handsome devil. I'd like to feel his silver tongue against my thigh.

When.
Did.
I.
Ever.
Say.
This.

CONFESSION TIME:

I ship Jojen and Pod.
I wanted to read the parts where girlish Maetser Kerwin is "used like a woman" by all those burly pirates.
If I ever were to write a fanfic, it would be called "Fifty Shades of Greyjoy."
I wanted Joff to buggered to death by Drogo's Khalasar.
Dany bores me.
I like to believe Patchface is the lost Targaryen.
I want Stannis to have the Iron Throne, even though I'd prefer Tyrion on it.
Stannis is the Batman of Westeros. This makes Davos Robin.
I actually like Littlefinger. But I ALWAYS imagine him holding a book. ALWAYS.
I want a twist ending in which the entire series is one long elaborate green-dream.
OR
The entire series is Stannis playing with his dolls.

I'm actually crying.

 

[Alexandra]