Favorite quotes thread

"In real life, the hardest aspect of the battle between good and evil is determining which is which."
George R.R. Martin

"This too will pass." Or it's variation "It can't rain all the time."
I'm not sure on the origin but my grandma would always say that when me or my mom were upset.

"I'm just trying to get a window seat on the way to Hell."
"I like to tell people I've been blessed, and I like to give back. But that's a bunch of horse shit. I give back because I'm a bad person, who does bad things like shoplift."
"I'm a lover not a fighter, and by that I mean I suck a lot of dick."
Willam Belli the Drag Queen.
 
"People's hearts are pure chaos. Formless and ever-changing—a mystery no one can solve. That is why humans are such contradictions. One moment they're at each other's throats, the next they're forming shaky alliances."-Jihl Nabaat

I can't remember any other....

 
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pretty much anything Neil Cicierega says is funny
 
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