Stop motion narration. The intro fight. Holy shit. EA REKT ☑
The Miis in smash. Luigi death stare. Amiibo. Yoshi. Captain Toad. Pokemon. Ubisoft REKTangle ☑
Midna in Hyrule Warriors. Kirby. Hyrule coming September 23rd. Mario Party 10. Sony SHREKT ☑
Bayo 1 AND 2. Xenoblade X. Freaking PAINTBALL SQUIDS QUAKE. Mario Maker. Xbox REKT-it Ralph ☑
[HYPE INTENSIFIES]
Then. Fucking. THIS:
WHAAAAAAATTTTT
HOW EXACTLY AM I EVER GOING TO CUT ALL THAT FUCKING GRASS!?!?!? LAWNMOWER DLC PLS!!
Wow. Just WOW.
That's gotta be it. It doesn't get any more REKT than this. Right? WRONG. BOOM, STAR FOXMOTHERFUCKER!!!
GET FUCKED!!!!
Nintendo saved E3. No, Nintendo won E3. No, they fucking REKT E3!!!!
THIS is a fucking E3 conference.
I'm sorry, I can't even. My body wasn't ready.
GET HYPEE!!!
EDIT: And that's not even counting the stuff I haven't gone through yet! Sonic Boom, the tree house event, the SM4SH tournament, Devil's Third, the 3DS games, Megaman Collection... Jeebus Crust. Anyone who doesn't get a Wii U is a filthy communist.