Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate

oh MMA. as Tosh.0 says:

the public's excuse to watch the closest thing to gay porn.

his words, not mine. but i agree with those words. i gave MMA a chance. and that's all i saw. men grappling most of the time. when i hear martial arts i don't think grapples most of the time.


Not complaining. As wrong as this sounds, I say men in speedos of MMA is A-ok with me. Besides, it makes for a good change of pace.

Akira may discipline you.....if you know what I mean.

Hayabusa is so mysterious, he needs to wear a mask to conceal his handsome face. Shy guy.

Gen Fu is anciently sexy. Something about that man gets me all old and busted. Seems the sexynessage has caught up to me.

Zack be bringing the noise in those pants of his.

Bayman will lock you in checkmate.

Rig is rigged.

Eliot is cute.

Do hear the Bass in his voice?! Do you feel the Bass of his body?! This is how a real man dresses!

Jann Lee is as cool as WAAA-TAAAH!

Hayate may be as quick as the wind, but if you ask him to slow down, he'll give you a quick flash.

Brad Wong might make you go dong dong dong. If you know what I mean....

Seriously, are you man enough to take all this sexy in?!

I know I can! xD
 
Does anyone remember the DIESEL outfit unlocks from DMC2?
That was an awesome idea...so this maybe sounds stupid but..why not include some casual outfits?
I know Hitomi has awesome default outfit like mila in her jeans etc...but i would like to see the rest of the cast in more..ehm Cool Style...if ya get what i mean.
Dont get me wrong, i usually buy every"thing" (DLC) for a game i like/love/play...
I think im gonna tweet it later these days.

PS:Darn ryu..show us already your face -.- We know how you look behind your mask...
...hmm..that reminds me on the Funny Kakashi`s Mask episode lol
 
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