It was an April Fool's joke you "Puttin' dat dro in da wind" idiot.
You better be glad that you don't come to game nights anymore because the beat downs I'd give all the characters you play in all the games that you play would be so stupidly one sided that you'd break down and cry into your bong, light up a bowl of wet ganja, and try to light it for like 5 minutes before you realized it was the sweet cheeba of woe as it would be cover in your tears of INFINITE SADNESS.
FUCK.