Christian Game Reviews = wat

[Hudathan]

This site can't be real.

 

[Path]

That reviewer guy's hair look fake.

 

[DrHobo]

http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html

Shamelessly stolen from another board. This guy apparently reviews games based upon how "safe" they are for people to play without being tempted by Satan or under "communistic influences". Not even kidding, here's an excerpt:



Tetris. He thinks Tetris is evil.

It gets better on his review of Spore:





Halo:

Uh I think I've heard of that guy, if it's who I'm thinking of he makes these reviews as a joke, he doesn't really think such ludicrous things.

 

[WARUI_NE]

the pastors name is skeet?

he also seems to know alot about homosexuals lol