Brain Teasers

[SBA]

Yea, I was bored so I decided to look up some logic puzzles....
I found some from brainden.com and thought i would share some with yall :-)

(Quoted directly from the website)

"1. Let's say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier. Let's also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate. What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor?

2. Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life?

3. Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?

4. A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.

5. If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?

6. Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be 'no'?

7. What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?

I conclude with this challenge:
8. Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he is not capable of lifting!"


And if there is another post like this, sorry, I couldnt find it.....
(Post your own if u got any!)

 

[mikosu]

I think I <3 you ba. Love this kind of stuff, especially #6.

 

[The-Instigator]

1. The bullet and the armor would decide what would happen next in a rock-paper-scissors scrimage.

2. No, you'll just make him more alive than he already is.

3. No

4. Wouldn't she disappear after killing her grandmother? (this reminds me of that one episode in "Futurama" where Fry sleeps with his own grandma and becomes his own grandpa XD)

5. 00

6. No (I didn't say it... I red it ^^)

7. The light stays within the headlights of the car and doesn't project out

8. Damn... God is out of shape (j/k... XP)


Here are mine:
1). Fred is taller than Tom. Tom is taller than Jake. Who is the tallest person out of these three people?

2). A class of 45 students decides to go on a field trip. Everyone but 8 students actually go on the trip. How many students are left in the classroom?

3). If a tree falls in a forest filled with deaf animals, does it make a sound?

4). Can a live person kill a being that is undead?

5). What is the longest word that can be typed using only your left hand?

6). How much **** can a hooker **** if she could **** all that wood?

 

[Felix007]

The only question I think can conceivably be answered is #5 from the original post. You could take the temperature and change it into a different form (Celsius to Kelvin, Kelvin to Fahrenheit, etc), do the appropriate math to determine "twice as cold", and then revert back to the original unit of measurement.

The rest seem like genuine paradoxes.

 

[SBA]

I think I <3 you ba. Love this kind of stuff, especially #6.

lol i think i love u too mikosu lol

4. Wouldn't she disappear after killing her grandmother? (this reminds me of that one episode in "Futurama" where Fry sleeps with his own grandma and becomes his own grandpa XD)

That's the point, if she goes back in time and kills her grandma, she would have never been born, which means she would have never killed her grandma, which means she would have been born, which means she would have killed her grandma etc., making an ongoing cycle therefore destroying time and turning Micheal Jackson black.

2. No, you'll just make him more alive than he already is.

lmao how can u be more alive? I didnt kno there were different levels of being alive lol

5. 00

rotfl

Here are mine:
1). Fred is taller than Tom. Tom is taller than Jake. Who is the tallest person out of these three people?

2). A class of 45 students decides to go on a field trip. Everyone but 8 students actually go on the trip. How many students are left in the classroom?

3). If a tree falls in a forest filled with deaf animals, does it make a sound?

4). Can a live person kill a being that is undead?

5). What is the longest word that can be typed using only your left hand?

6). How much **** can a hooker **** if she could **** all that wood?

1. Fred

2. The fieldtrip was cancelled

3. No....unless it falls on a deaf animal. Then that animal would scream in pain, making a sound. Therefore the tree made a sound indirectly

4. No, he can unlive him though

5. ASS

6. Exactly 5.6 feet (<- this is proven)