Bin Laden is DEAD!

None of this matters...unless Obama can produce a death certificate to confirm that he was killed by an American. I have other issues I want to talk about, but he should've done this already. Why do we have to ask for a death certificate? Why is this so hard? I would produce my death certificate if I were a president claiming to be involved in killing America's enemy. How can we enjoy anything about this unless important things like this are dealt with?
 
I hope Osama wasn't actually killed just so we can see an embarrassing apology.

Like that time Bill Clinton lied and said, "I did not, have, sexual, relations with that woman."
 
Well actually DNA sequencing takes a long time but cross fingerprinting between multiple family members can be done pretty fast.
 
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THIS! Fucking awesome!

So who's next on the FBI's most wanted, America? Heard Kim Yun Jil getting a little froggy with them missle... Least this time it was televised an enemy country has weapons of mass destruction... :\
 
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