Bin Laden is DEAD!

Word on the street is that Bin Laden was talkin' shit about 'Merican ("American" for those lesser educated) movies. So Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzengerman, Bruce Willis, and Sylvester Stallone teamed up in a special ops team briefed by James Earl Jones; they were sent into Pakistan and took him down during a fire fight in a mansion without any of them getting hurt. You know it's the truth.
 
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