Billy Mays is DEAD!

I'm convinced that someone has a Death Note and is using it to kill celebrities, Hopefully they will use it on Paris Hilton next...

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No, Alfonso Ribeiro is immortal.

I think the next to die is a toss up between:

Muhammad Ali
Spencer Pratt (fingers crossed)

Ribeiro... man, I was way off XD. Alfonso is immortal... should of known that singing Tom Jones songs grants users eternal youth.

Muhammad Ali vs. Parkinsons... THE FINAL BATTLE!

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VS.

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As larger. older celebrities die off, smaller more adaptable celebrities will take their place.

Also I'm sure he'll make a heck of a case to Saint Peter.
Billy: "Why should you let me into heaven? Just give me 60 seconds."
*60 seconds pass*
Peter: "I've never seen these gates THIS pearly!"

This actually made me lol.

RIP Mays. May you sell all those angels more detergent to create EVEN WHITER clothes. :]
 
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