Hot Rod Dave
"Saucy saucy minx"
First off David Carr? Lol! The most beat up quarterback in history. 2nd, 4.250? You know you stroke your crank a whole lot more than that. 3rd, good luck on that teacher stuff bruh. I believe they are waaay underpaid so I commend you in wanting to go that route.
uuuuggghhh....You know how many times a week I hear "David Carr, Should you be getting ur ass handed to you in a game right now?" My reply is.....yeah thats not me funny guy. My name is Dave. You call me David again and Im shove my ratchet throught your forehead.
2nd....You perverted fuck, thats how far my crank goes up and down.....wait....thats not helping....LOL
3rd. For years Ive been practicing lessons in class. Ima not be a total dick, Ima demand some respect and give it return. I aint trying to be your best buddy either. Your gonna come to my class and learn. You aint fuckin around!!
Thanks man. This is like the first step in a goal Ive been trying to reach for fuckin ever!! Im really happe bout it!!