Ask a Virgin: Relationship Advice from Internet People

sadly i don't even know how to post pics no one ever showed me. But anyway i have a date tomorrow wit her. I just grab some new threads and got my jewelry cleaned I want t look nice for her so should i wear the lacoste orange or my all white polo ??? i don't like bright colors though. I just got trimmed up i'm soooooooooo dam cute. I could kiss myself XD

You don't need a 3.8GPA to post photos onto a forum. It's so simple, a muthafuckin caveman could do that shit while saving 15% on some bullshit car insurance. But it just happens that I posted some easy ass instructions on how to upload photos. Peep it.

Malice's guide on how to upload photos of hot bitches
 
For the sake of this thread, I am going to take this shit seriously and give some serious advise.

If some 39 year old woman was on my meat like a black man at a barbeque, I would just have a good time and be tapping that ass until some 49 year old hottie with a 35 year old kid comes knocking at my door. I wouldn't take it beyond that.

For one, in a couple of years, she's going to be old and dry. Second, she reads Twilight. Nooo. Third, she needs to be dating someone her own age instead of chasing after some 22 year old. That huge of an age gap is not going to work out unless it's some old dude with money chasing after some fresh vaj.

If I was a 24 year old with a 39 year old mom who decided to chase after some 22 year old, I would be kicking his ass as soon as I found out because she needs to be with someone her own age. What 24 year old do you in America would be cool with some jackass trying to fuck his mom, and invite you for BBQ? Who does shit like that? You ain't that pimp nigga. You ain't that chef nigga.

And you need to be with someone your own age as well. I'm sure there's some hot Asian chick with a weak gag reflex you can mack on and have vomit on you. Why are you trying to get serious with someone who is old enough to be your mom in the first place? But if there's a bizarro's chance in hell that you did hook up with some MILF and that this shit is true which I am positive that it's not, then just hit it and keep it moving. Don't get serious with her. You'll run into problems later on.

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After reading this entire thread, I have to say I truly miss the calibur community. You guys are wild. Too Teflen though. Sir, you need to fuck that girls brains out, then depart. Falling inlove with a MILF is bad for long term purposes. And how does a spanish girl have no ass...

Anyways. I want to see pics because all this sounds farfetched. A pic of the two of you together. And Shogun, damn son. Your girl ass is phater than my girls ass. Good shit. Thanks for the laughs guys. I can't wait for SC5
 
And Shogun, damn son. Your girl ass is phater than my girls ass.

that's just how i roll! lol

man my life with women is ass backwards. the dime pieces/attractive ones find me looking good, the cute ones find me cute or fine as hell, and the tore up bitches find me ok or ugly, u'd think it would be reversed in a sense.
 
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After reading this entire thread, I have to say I truly miss the calibur community. You guys are wild. Too Teflen though. Sir, you need to fuck that girls brains out, then depart. Falling inlove with a MILF is bad for long term purposes. And how does a spanish girl have no ass...

Anyways. I want to see pics because all this sounds farfetched. A pic of the two of you together. And Shogun, damn son. Your girl ass is phater than my girls ass. Good shit. Thanks for the laughs guys. I can't wait for SC5

Quoted for muthafuckin troof!

Ever since I came into this community, I been having the time of my life. Y'all need to get that shit going.
 
Best post of this thread!
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After reading this entire thread, I have to say I truly miss the calibur community. You guys are wild. Too Teflen though. Sir, you need to fuck that girls brains out, then depart. Falling inlove with a MILF is bad for long term purposes. And how does a spanish girl have no ass...

Anyways. I want to see pics because all this sounds farfetched. A pic of the two of you together. And Shogun, damn son. Your girl ass is phater than my girls ass. Good shit. Thanks for the laughs guys. I can't wait for SC5

Nope it's not about banging her brains out even though she only likes penetration getting pounded by me for 10 minutes is fine with her. She's on vacation for 2 weeks so i won't see her till middle september miss her already. lol

She give me some mix signal before her vacation saying it's starting too feel weird too her it's strange etc... Yes, Yes, I have pics i can show the ones when she dressed but none of the naked ones. ;) i'll just have shin upload them i don't have the patience for uploading.
 
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