Ask a Virgin: Relationship Advice from Internet People

[spongebob]

wait so she had her son when she was 15?

 

[Pocky-Yoshi]

How is it sad to love a cougar that treats you well? Isn't that what you always wanted?

It looks like to me that you've met your match.......until the next girl if you get tired of her.

 

[teflon2105]

wait so she had her son when she was 15?

Don't know what country your from but in USA they have kids at very young ages. And my MILF is puerto rican it's pretty easy for them to get knocked up.
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How is it sad to love a cougar that treats you well? Isn't that what you always wanted?

It looks like to me that you've met your match.......until the next girl if you get tired of her.

I be sweating her i think though. I'm lucky i meshed well wit her before someone gripped her up. 100% this what i wanted i stop looking at anything besides (amille) I wouldn't think twice about cheating on her.
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Come on tef, post some pics!

K i'll have to catch her off guard though lol. I have to post a pic of her for all to see. But she's 39 5“2, 34 D Size 8. dark black hair, I told her she has no ass she agreed. lol But her breast is huge she's a cute lady also she has some pretty feet. Her ass ain't flat at all she has something back there just not one of them asses you see on someone like Pinky, cheeroke, gianna michaels etc.

 

[g0ofus]

lol But her breast is huge.

which one, the left or the right breast? lol

 

[scha]

TRUE LOVE: A NON SEQUITUR / PANTOUM

(words by teflon2105; arrangement, proofreading & punctuation by scha)

From the moment I saw her I was hooked.
She. Has. No. Ass! My MILF--
at last I've found true love.
She fixed some chicken alfredo...

She has no ass, my MILF.
She's Puerto Rican, easily knocked up.
She fixed some chicken alfredo;
she called me a nerd, but

she's Puerto Rican, easily knocked up--
I invited her for BBQ.
She called me a nerd, but
all I have to do is get her a pedicure.

I invited her for BBQ
I'll have to catch her off guard
all I have to do is get her a pedicure
afterwards she'll speak Spanish.

I'll have to catch her off guard
even though I'm handsome
Afterwards she'll speak Spanish...
Her son knows to stay out of my business.

Even though I'm handsome
I lasted only five minutes. Thank God
her son knows to stay out of my business!
It went in one ear and out the other;

I lasted only five minutes. "Oh God,"
she joked-- "It's not a big deal, ok?
It went in one ear and out the other."
(Her breasts are huge, though she has no ass)

She joked. It's not a big deal, ok?
at last I've found true love.
Her breasts are huge, though she has no ass.
I was hooked, from the moment I saw her.