Y-Disciple
[09] Warrior
I'm married with children.
That is, I'm a Mormon pedophile.
That is, I'm a Mormon pedophile.
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I got fired for sexual harassment once. We were watching this training video (me and a bunch of guys) and in the video there's these employees giggling at a computer then another one walks up and looks around all nervous. I said: "They're looking at porn." All the guys laugh, but then I notice this fidgety little woman who was buzzing around the area suddenly clutches the shit she's working on (manilla folders, loose papers) tight to herself, hunched shoulders, like she just felt a chill. Then she zips out of the room. I didn't like the look of that. Sure enough two days later I get called in for making "sexually explicit remarks around a female coworker" then they told me "You might think these things are funny but not everybody does". They put me on a watch list and like a week later they fired me, explaining that was the reason. So I identify with you fully in this regard.
Going on 10 years with my wife. Got 2 little girls 2 and 5. She hates my gaming habit, but I try to do things around the house so I can earn that credit to get out w/the boys and play.
Met her when I was all in shape, playing some college basketball. Got Rhuematoid arthritis back in 2001 and blew up from the prednisone. Anyway, I got the pear shape going on, but she still stays w/me so I must be doing something right. She's still very attractive, bonus for me.
Can't play Soul Cal or street fighter in front of my girls anymore, they try to Hadoken and 3B eachother to death.