Are You Single or In A Relationship?

I am single.

And what I'm about to say next is going to get me flamed and is sorta off-topic, but I don't care... I know women are being paid less in the workforce for the same exact job that men are being paid to do... one of the reasons why is that women CANNOT TAKE JOKES! Seriously, you tell harmless jokes to men and they'll shrug it off (at least the non-feminist males will), but if you tell the same joke to a woman, she'll send your ass faster to the HR department faster than you can say "restraining order". All I want in life is to hear a woman not complain about a semi-sexual joke at work... that and a Jaguar (the car, not the animal). *readies flame shield and prepares for an onslaught of estrogen-related brutality* >_>
 
Before it spirals out of control, while this may be a perfectly fine topic on say myspace... I really don't see what this thread will accomplish on this thread.

Lets be honest...while some of us are in shape, attractive, and probably sexually successful...we're on a gaming web site and most people with a success story are gonna have to work against doubt of the readers for this fact alone. Then you have those that are the socially unsuccessful stereotype...

Lets just say I win the whore award though...

Shut yo gay ass up.
 
I am single.

And what I'm about to say next is going to get me flamed and is sorta off-topic, but I don't care... I know women are being paid less in the workforce for the same exact job that men are being paid to do... one of the reasons why is that women CANNOT TAKE JOKES! Seriously, you tell harmless jokes to men and they'll shrug it off (at least the non-feminist males will), but if you tell the same joke to a woman, she'll send your ass faster to the HR department faster than you can say "restraining order". All I want in life is to hear a woman not complain about a semi-sexual joke at work... that and a Jaguar (the car, not the animal). *readies flame shield and prepares for an onslaught of estrogen-related brutality* >_>


I always fear women in SUV's. They just can't drive em. And if I see a woman on a cellphone while driving an SUV I just pull over to the side of the road until they pass.
 
I am single.

And what I'm about to say next is going to get me flamed and is sorta off-topic, but I don't care... I know women are being paid less in the workforce for the same exact job that men are being paid to do... one of the reasons why is that women CANNOT TAKE JOKES! Seriously, you tell harmless jokes to men and they'll shrug it off (at least the non-feminist males will), but if you tell the same joke to a woman, she'll send your ass faster to the HR department faster than you can say "restraining order". All I want in life is to hear a woman not complain about a semi-sexual joke at work... that and a Jaguar (the car, not the animal). *readies flame shield and prepares for an onslaught of estrogen-related brutality* >_>

I got fired for sexual harassment once. We were watching this training video (me and a bunch of guys) and in the video there's these employees giggling at a computer then another one walks up and looks around all nervous. I said: "They're looking at porn." All the guys laugh, but then I notice this fidgety little woman who was buzzing around the area suddenly clutches the shit she's working on (manilla folders, loose papers) tight to herself, hunched shoulders, like she just felt a chill. Then she zips out of the room. I didn't like the look of that. Sure enough two days later I get called in for making "sexually explicit remarks around a female coworker" then they told me "You might think these things are funny but not everybody does". They put me on a watch list and like a week later they fired me, explaining that was the reason. So I identify with you fully in this regard.
 
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