Are You Single or In A Relationship?

Single...I stopped looking when I realized girls are shallow creatures. But I know theres got to be someone out there who can put up with me everyday so I haven't given up hope.
 
Single...I stopped looking when I realized girls are shallow creatures.

All guys are clearly macho, testosterone filled idiots who merely want to get into your pants.

Look at that, broadly generalizing an entire gender is easy!

OP - Where's my "friends with benefits" option?
 
Single...I stopped looking when I realized girls are shallow creatures. But I know theres got to be someone out there who can put up with me everyday so I haven't given up hope.

Theres always your best bud. After youre done its only a little bit uncomfortable, til you turn on ESPN and act like nothing even happened.
 
And yet chicks dig that. I guess I'm just out of the game then.

Some women do, some don't. This perpetuated stereotype that women only love muscular, arrogant, "bad" guys simply isn't true, no matter how often media outlets may harp on it. Self-degradation and blaming failures on the perceived "shallow" nature of women is lazy and counter-productive.
 
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