Are you afraid of the law?

[HolyForce]

I took another speeding ticket to court (yeh, I need to invest in a radar detector).

I failed to appear at the first hearing.

The judge asked me why I didn't show up for my first hearing.

I told him "I was playing Soul Calibur 4 on my Xbox 360".

He said, "Excuse me, you were doing what?"

I said, "pwnin nubz"

True story.

Judge was pissy during the entire deal.

I owe my muncipal court $149 now.

What makes this even better?

They asked if I could pay now. I took the cash out of my wallet, put it back, and said; "no, you'll have to send me an invoice".

I have now made a mortal enemy out of one Judge Jim Lane.

 

[Suirad]

If the fine is that high you should just TC under it.

It's what you call "Whiff punish"

Seriously though you've got some guts. What I don't understand is why you'd purposefully antagonize them unless you were trying to get a mistrial.

 

[Drizzle]

Lol, nice! XD

 

[Impending_Doom66]

I took another speeding ticket to court (yeh, I need to invest in a radar detector).

I failed to appear at the first hearing.

The judge asked me why I didn't show up for my first hearing.

I told him "I was playing Soul Calibur 4 on my Xbox 360".

He said, "Excuse me, you were doing what?"

I said, "pwnin nubz"

True story.

Judge was pissy during the entire deal.

I owe my muncipal court $149 now.

What makes this even better?

They asked if I could pay now. I took the cash out of my wallet, put it back, and said; "no, you'll have to send me an invoice".

I have now made a mortal enemy out of one Judge Jim Lane.

Awesome just awesome man. Judges are prickes high on power so rub it in.

 

[HolyForce]

If the fine is that high you should just TC under it.

It's what you call "Whiff punish"

Seriously though you've got some guts. What I don't understand is why you'd purposefully antagonize them unless you were trying to get a mistrial.

I answered his questions with validity. It's not my fault if he cannot understand them.

lol @ tc'ing