Are you afraid of the law?

[KingAce]

I took another speeding ticket to court (yeh, I need to invest in a radar detector).

I failed to appear at the first hearing.

The judge asked me why I didn't show up for my first hearing.

I told him "I was playing Soul Calibur 4 on my Xbox 360".

He said, "Excuse me, you were doing what?"

I said, "pwnin nubz"

True story.

Judge was pissy during the entire deal.

I owe my muncipal court $149 now.

What makes this even better?

They asked if I could pay now. I took the cash out of my wallet, put it back, and said; "no, you'll have to send me an invoice".

I have now made a mortal enemy out of one Judge Jim Lane.

Full Speed Aerial Kick son!

 

[bunk3rk1ng]

Well at least you were honest.

 

[becky]

i fully enjoy the fact that you could've paid and decided to be a douche about it.

 

[The Landslide]

Holy Force: You're a dick and you aren't from New Jersey? I don't comprehend this, I'm sorry.

 

[BalancedChaos]

White and alive....

Livin the life.... fcuk the law, fcuk the PoPo.