8wayrun's poetry block

[WC_Ajnin]

i wrote this rhyme when i was 6 and a half months old:

yo, yo--
when my mommy lifts me from my seat
i see poo poo there, hey that's neat
she gets mad and calls me dumb
when i put it back inside my bum
to all the sistas at my crib
sorry ladies only got one bib
i get your momma to do it right
my old lady buckles me up way too tight (too tight)
from my high chair i command
that you get me a new brand
all the ladies in the land
know that Gerber's way too bland
i want carrots, i want peas
bananas, apples, and strawberries
spin it, mix it, will it blend
airplane-feed me, i'll be your friend
what's up dog, what you be eatin'?
ground up snouts and chicken feet hm?
on second thought, i don't want that shit
just lemme try yo momma's tit (all seven of 'em)
DJ Crib Toddlez in the house
where else would i be, muthasucka?

I give it 5 stars rofl.

 

[Ghengis_John]

I wrote a poem/song. It's gibberish. Here you go:

How the people will rise, To the new birth of Freedom.
And the new day will dawn, in their hearts it will greet 'em.
Every soul is electrified
Every wrong will be rectified

When the Cats...
<ching ching ching>
Will..
EAT.
AAALF.
<Dun dun dun dun dun dun>

Greet the day with a smile,
Give a kiss to your neighbor!
Hold the hand of a child
Free the slave from the slaver!
Every heart it will testify
That it all seemed so justified

When the Cats...
<ching ching ching>
Will..
EAT.
AAALF.
<Dun dun dun dun dun dun>

And the borders will crash!
But there's no hint of danger!
And the kyrons will flash!
That there are no more strangers!
We'll sing songs to everything,
Give thanks to the highest being

When the Cats...
Will..
EAT.
AAALF.

<dun dun dun dun dun dun>

HAND HIM OVER RIGHT NOW!
WE CAN BE THERE TOMORROW!
WHEN HIS SARCASM STOPS!
THERE WILL BE NO MORE SORROW!

When the Cats..
WILL!
EAT!
AAAAALF!.

 

[LKV]

don't eat me!!

 

[SolarWind]

DragonFly
When the heat of summer
came drowsy the land
A dragonfly came
and sat on my hand

I dared not move a muscle
for fear it ..........

 

[BlackDragon37]

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