8wayrun's poetry block
- Thread starter CrazyYoshimitsu
- Start date
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[09] Warrior
i wrote this rhyme when i was 6 and a half months old:
yo, yo--
when my mommy lifts me from my seat
i see poo poo there, hey that's neat
she gets mad and calls me dumb
when i put it back inside my bum
to all the sistas at my crib
sorry ladies only got one bib
i get your momma to do it right
my old lady buckles me up way too tight (too tight)
from my high chair i command
that you get me a new brand
all the ladies in the land
know that Gerber's way too bland
i want carrots, i want peas
bananas, apples, and strawberries
spin it, mix it, will it blend
airplane-feed me, i'll be your friend
what's up dog, what you be eatin'?
ground up snouts and chicken feet hm?
on second thought, i don't want that shit
just lemme try yo momma's tit (all seven of 'em)
DJ Crib Toddlez in the house
where else would i be, muthasucka?
yo, yo--
when my mommy lifts me from my seat
i see poo poo there, hey that's neat
she gets mad and calls me dumb
when i put it back inside my bum
to all the sistas at my crib
sorry ladies only got one bib
i get your momma to do it right
my old lady buckles me up way too tight (too tight)
from my high chair i command
that you get me a new brand
all the ladies in the land
know that Gerber's way too bland
i want carrots, i want peas
bananas, apples, and strawberries
spin it, mix it, will it blend
airplane-feed me, i'll be your friend
what's up dog, what you be eatin'?
ground up snouts and chicken feet hm?
on second thought, i don't want that shit
just lemme try yo momma's tit (all seven of 'em)
DJ Crib Toddlez in the house
where else would i be, muthasucka?
"Luce and Ombra"
We are one in the same
And yet
Polar opposites
You smile with me
With that tainted grin
Eyes so full of life
But so cold
It's funny isn't it
The fact that
In the beginning
We were friends
But fate
Had different plans
A shining light
To protect
A dismal darkness
To destroy
Both destined to
Face each other
I am your Gemini
And I'm glad that I
Am the one who will
Destroy you
Time and time again
Your actions have
Been disgraceful
Shown things inside
of you I hate
Your false faith
Makes you too cocky
And blind
We are one in the same
And yet
Polar opposites
You smile with me
With that tainted grin
Eyes so full of life
But so cold
It's funny isn't it
The fact that
In the beginning
We were friends
But fate
Had different plans
A shining light
To protect
A dismal darkness
To destroy
Both destined to
Face each other
I am your Gemini
And I'm glad that I
Am the one who will
Destroy you
Time and time again
Your actions have
Been disgraceful
Shown things inside
of you I hate
Your false faith
Makes you too cocky
And blind
SolarWind
[01] Neophyte
I Can't Go to School
I can’t go to school because I am sick
If I walk out my house I’ll get hit by a brick
I can’t go to school because I’m afraid
On my way there I might get run over by a huge parade
I can’t go to school because I have a funereal to attend
School uniforms just aren’t the new trend
I can’t go to school because I woke up late
I broke my thumb while learning how to skate
I can’t go to school because I feel a little blue
My brother stuck my hands together with supper glue
I can’t go to school because school is boring
I wonder what excuses I’ll have tomorrow morning
By some random girl named Jasmine Shipp
^Thank you internet.
I can’t go to school because I am sick
If I walk out my house I’ll get hit by a brick
I can’t go to school because I’m afraid
On my way there I might get run over by a huge parade
I can’t go to school because I have a funereal to attend
School uniforms just aren’t the new trend
I can’t go to school because I woke up late
I broke my thumb while learning how to skate
I can’t go to school because I feel a little blue
My brother stuck my hands together with supper glue
I can’t go to school because school is boring
I wonder what excuses I’ll have tomorrow morning
By some random girl named Jasmine Shipp
^Thank you internet.
