How are we sure he smells? Have you met him in person? Or perhaps someone took the Professor's Smell-O-Scope and found a way to hook it up to the internet? If it's the latter than I will need you all to excuse me for a moment while I go take a shower.
Reading this thread from the start up to now, it is mind boggling how off topic it got. Can it go back to funny alignment pics and societal judgment of said alignment by our peers?