I'm just going to be calm here and explain a few things to you. Adding an emoticon to the end of a sentence on the internet doesn't precisely convey the mood you were going for regardless of intention. In addition, I read your sentence and saw you insulting my use of the Spanish language, which since I'm passionate about trying to get such a thing correct, I took personally. Next, jokes only work when you're not actually picking out one person about something and making it seems like you are belittling them for something. Finally, you want to continue this, feel free to take it to PM's with me because much as I'd love to say more, I respect the mods here.