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[11:32] <BoringRyu> CY
[11:32] <karl> hey, CY, you never did answer, do you think you'll eat cock before your first your of undergraduate study is over?
[11:32] <IdleMind> and i got owned
[11:32] <BoringRyu> 48 /2 (9+3)
[11:32] <BoringRyu> answer that
[11:32] <karl> 42
[11:33] <CrazyYoshimitsu> so it's 23 times 9+3?
[11:33] <karl> 23?
[11:33] <CrazyYoshimitsu> if so then it's 288.
[11:33] <karl> heh
[11:34] <CrazyYoshimitsu> 48/2=23
[11:34] <karl> it sure does buddy
[11:34] <CrazyYoshimitsu> 23(9+3)
[11:34] <CrazyYoshimitsu> sigh...
[11:34] <CrazyYoshimitsu> math is awesome.
[11:35] <CrazyYoshimitsu> but yeah drugs...
[11:35] <CrazyYoshimitsu> no thanks
[11:35] <BoringRyu> I would say good job, but it's obvious you used a calc and suck at typing it back since 48 / 2 is 24.
[11:35] <karl> (10:34am) (~) karl@karl-XPS % echo 48/2 | bc
[11:35] <karl> 24
[11:35] <CrazyYoshimitsu> huh?
[11:35] * karl stares at CY
[11:35] <CrazyYoshimitsu> 24?
[11:35] <CrazyYoshimitsu> no it ain't.
 
[11:20:33] <karl> how do you people go from ps3 to no ps3
[11:20:36] <karl> do they run away from you
[11:21:00] <%lobo> i was having a tetris tournament at the sports bar at the best western last night
[11:21:04] <Sacharja> theyre poisoning us... with rainbows?
[11:21:05] <%lobo> you know, redneck shit
[11:21:06] <Sacharja> thats crafty
[11:21:21] <%lobo> and i got shitfaced and left it there behind the bar
[11:21:29] <karl> idiot
[11:21:34] <%lobo> have to go get it today as soon as i can get out of bed
[11:21:53] <karl> you're just like a woman
[11:22:08] <%lobo> a woman with a terrible hangover, sure
[11:22:16] <karl> you're just like a woman
[11:22:31] <@mikosu> Karl angry
[11:22:33] <@mikosu> Karl smash
[11:22:52] <karl> to be honest I am on my manperiod today
[11:23:07] <%lobo> next time use lube
[11:23:13] <%lobo> it won't bleed as much, if at all
[11:23:19] <@mikosu> U should get that special massage from ur wife
[11:23:27] <@mikosu> Always doed the trick
[11:23:31] <@mikosu> Does too
[11:23:38] <karl> lobo: you get anal fissures as you get older whether you take the cock or pass
[11:23:48] <karl> the baby jesus has a bad sense of humour
[11:24:22] <%lobo> so i can sit on this beer bottle and it won't effect my colon health when i am decrepit like you?
[11:24:37] <%lobo> niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
[11:24:37] <Sacharja> i doubt hes doing it to be funny
[11:24:55] <Sacharja> granted, if you nailed me to a cross youd be begging for anal fissures
[11:25:11] <%lobo> some of us are begging for them regardless
[11:25:24] <Sacharja> probably
[11:25:32] <Sacharja> like that one guy from 1guy1cup
[11:25:33] <karl> oh oh oh
[11:25:58] <karl> you nokw what the funkiest thing about anal fissures is
[11:26:04] <%lobo> the odor?
[11:26:14] <karl> they don't smell, they're just cracks
[11:26:15] <karl> when you get one right at the fold of your rectum
[11:26:16] <%lobo> when my dog's anal gland ruptured
[11:26:19] <%lobo> it was horrid
[11:26:27] <karl> it's like the most damaging erogenous thing
[11:26:36] <Sacharja> so your dog didnt use lube either?
[11:26:37] <karl> you're walking around so fucking stimulated it's incredible
[11:26:57] <karl> anal fissures aren't all bad
[11:27:01] <%lobo> i'm so confused
[11:27:15] <Sacharja> [19:27:01] <karl> anal fissures aren't all bad
[11:27:18] <Sacharja> wut
[11:27:20] <%lobo> orajel, karl
[11:27:32] <%lobo> mix KY jelly and orajel
[11:27:34] <%lobo> 4/1
[11:27:41] <karl> nope
[11:27:44] <karl> sliquid
[11:27:44] <%lobo> and you can do whatever you want to any anus
[11:28:01] <karl> they have a red variety made for anal
[11:28:03] <karl> it's awesome
[11:28:04] <karl> but anyway
[11:28:09] <karl> that's beside the point of run of the mill fissures
[11:30:14] <karl> amateurs
[11:33:20] <%lobo> amateur? what?
[11:33:45] <%lobo> i bet i've caused more anal fissures than all 67 of your combined years of natural wear and tear.
[11:34:05] <karl> that's an odd assumption
[11:34:11] <karl> just because mine's not going into a man's ass
[11:34:16] <karl> doesn't mean it's not going into an ass
[11:34:22] <karl> gotta get back to the office
[11:34:23] <karl> :)
[11:34:41] <Sacharja> he does have a point
[11:35:07] <%lobo> not unless the wife only digs anal
[11:35:26] <Sacharja> she might not have any say in it
[11:37:08] <%lobo> touche
 
[20:29] <Purist> CrazyYoshimitsu are you autistic?
[20:29] <CrazyYoshimitsu> and maybe your youth too while we're at it.
[20:29] <CrazyYoshimitsu> ...
[20:29] <CrazyYoshimitsu> here's my answer.
[20:29] <Purist> where is it
[20:29] <CrazyYoshimitsu> sigh...
[20:29] <CrazyYoshimitsu> learn the word first before you say it. i get crew out for that shit all the time.
[20:30] <Purist> what does that even mean
[20:30] <Purist> you get crew out
[20:30] <Purist> sorry I'm not autistic
[20:30] <Purist> I don't understand
[20:30] <cc|work> Is there a girl with a walker in your class
[20:30] <BoringRyu> lobo gets crewed out every night
[20:30] <CrazyYoshimitsu> i mgiht do a text rant.
[20:30] <CrazyYoshimitsu> walker?
[20:30] <Purist> do you ride the short yellow bus to school?
[20:30] <CrazyYoshimitsu> no
[20:31] <CrazyYoshimitsu> i do remember someone breaking their leg.

I feel like this is becoming CY's official thread at this point.
 
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