When Dirty D. Invades Flashchat!
[DirtyD] 5:31 am: Hello, everybody/
[DirtyD] 5:31 am: .
[lobo] 5:32 am: yo
[8WayRun.Com]: TheLastDragon has entered at 5:32 am
[lobo] 5:32 am: wanna play xbl?
[8WayRun.Com]: TheLastDragon has left at 5:33 am
[DirtyD] 5:33 am: No.
[8WayRun.Com]: TheLastDragon has entered at 5:34 am
[DirtyD] 5:35 am: Hello.
[DirtyD] 5:35 am: Vote Dirty D.
[DirtyD] 5:35 am: Vote Dirty D.
[TheLastDragon] 5:35 am: Shut up
[DirtyD] 5:35 am: Vote Dirty D.
[DirtyD] 5:35 am: Please?
[DirtyD] 5:35 am: I'm really a nice guy, I have a sister.
[TheLastDragon] 5:35 am: I need pics of the sis 1st.
[DirtyD] 5:36 am: What's your e-mail address?
[8WayRun.Com]: Step_On_Me has entered at 5:36 am
[DirtyD] 5:36 am: Taaaake onnnn meeeee.
[DirtyD] 5:36 am: Take on me.
[DirtyD] 5:36 am: That's that G shit, right there.
[Step_On_Me] 5:36 am: TAKEEEE MEEEE ONNNN!
[Step_On_Me] 5:36 am: lol.
[DirtyD] 5:36 am: Word up.
[Step_On_Me] 5:36 am: Did you see the literal version?
[DirtyD] 5:36 am: Real G status in this bitch.
[DirtyD] 5:37 am: No, I'm not literarily adroit enough to be up on this literal shit.
[DirtyD] 5:37 am: But I can say that I have a sister.
[DirtyD] 5:37 am: Vote Dirty D.
[Insert email address here]
[TheLastDragon] 5:37 am: lemme see that sis!!! Lol
[Step_On_Me] 5:37 am: Hey, man, how come Sacramento don't wanna vote for you?
[DirtyD] 5:37 am: Can it, before the Dirty D puts his size 14 boot all up in your fat ass.
[TheLastDragon] 5:37 am: Sacramento voted to deport him back to hell
[DirtyD] 5:38 am: I'll be wearing your intestines as socks, you butch lesbian lookalike!
[TheLastDragon] 5:38 am: Hey! I'm not fat. I'm just big boned
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[DirtyD] 5:38 am: Let's make love.
[TheLastDragon] 5:38 am: as long as I'm on top
[Step_On_Me] 5:38 am: DirtyD, you know why? It's because I'm dirtier than you. I tried to stay clean, but I can't, I'm just too dirty.
[DirtyD] 5:38 am: You will never be as dirty as DIRTY D.
[Step_On_Me] 5:39 am: I'm just too dirty.
[Step_On_Me] 5:39 am: lol.
[DirtyD] 5:39 am: Dirty D epitomizes dirt. Look at the Player of the Year Awards thread to see my pedigree of filth.
[Step_On_Me] 5:39 am: I know, I saw it.
[Step_On_Me] 5:39 am: And I got excited.
[DirtyD] 5:39 am: You are jealous, aren't you.
[Step_On_Me] 5:39 am: Because I heard so much about DirtyD.
[TheLastDragon] 5:39 am: Me too
[Step_On_Me] 5:39 am: From Alex J and Cedric.
[Step_On_Me] 5:39 am: And here is the man.
[DirtyD] 5:40 am: Here he is.
[Step_On_Me] 5:40 am: lol.
[DirtyD] 5:40 am: Kiss the rings.
[TheLastDragon] 5:40 am: the anal ring?
[TheLastDragon] 5:40 am: ewww
[TheLastDragon] 5:40 am: now thats dirty
[DirtyD] 5:40 am: What is your major malfunction, Dragon? Keep your penis pleasure zipped when in the presence of the D.
[DirtyD] 5:41 am: pleaser*
[TheLastDragon] 5:41 am: you started me!!! it's your fault talking about lets make love
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[DirtyD] 5:41 am: Ceirn is a dirty bastard.
[Step_On_Me] 5:41 am: Why?
[DirtyD] 5:41 am: Such a dirty bastard.
[DirtyD] 5:41 am: He just picks Hilde and rings out like a motherfucker.
[DirtyD] 5:41 am: I love him for it.
[DirtyD] 5:41 am: He makes an old pedophile's heart warm.
[Step_On_Me] 5:42 am: lol.
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[DirtyD] 5:42 am: Regardless, who is this that the Dirty D is speaking with?
[TheLastDragon] 5:42 am: Hey DIRTY!
[TheLastDragon] 5:42 am: DIRTY!
[TheLastDragon] 5:42 am: DIRTY!
[DirtyD] 5:42 am: What do you want, peon?
[TheLastDragon] 5:43 am: I think I love you
[DirtyD] 5:43 am: The Dirty D is a man of the people, just not yo' cracka ass.
[TheLastDragon] 5:43 am: Cracka??? I'm mexican
[DirtyD] 5:43 am: I know, many people do love me.
[TheLastDragon] 5:43 am: Cheater!!!
[DirtyD] 5:43 am: Can it, if the D says you're white, you mightaswell just be a honkey.
[TheLastDragon] 5:44 am: You suck don't you??
[TheLastDragon] 5:44 am: DIRTY!
[TheLastDragon] 5:44 am: DIRTY!
[TheLastDragon] 5:44 am: DIRTY!
[TheLastDragon] 5:44 am: Answer ME!!!!!
[TheLastDragon] 5:45 am: Coward. I thought you loved me!!! You said it last night when I got off of you.
[TheLastDragon] 5:46 am: Now you got a little bit of fame due to this PYA stuff and you've forsaken me?
[DirtyD] 5:46 am: Fame?
[DirtyD] 5:47 am: I've been famous.
[TheLastDragon] 5:47 am: The awards???
[TheLastDragon] 5:47 am: You've changed in such a short time
[DirtyD] 5:47 am: No.
[DirtyD] 5:47 am: Everywhere.
[DirtyD] 5:47 am: The D is ubiquitous.
[TheLastDragon] 5:48 am: That's a big word. You learn that in the mental hospital
[DirtyD] 5:48 am: I learned it from yo' momma.
[DirtyD] 5:48 am: She sat me on her lap and learned me good.
[TheLastDragon] 5:48 am: Thats how we fell in love.
[DirtyD] 5:48 am: I know.
[TheLastDragon] 5:48 am: I was on the other lap
[DirtyD] 5:48 am: My pelvic paladin thrusting through your female's genitalia.
[DirtyD] 5:49 am: Like a battering ram.
[TheLastDragon] 5:49 am: I love you dirty
[DirtyD] 5:49 am: I love you, too, El Gordo Mexicano.
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[Step_On_Me] 5:57 am: Everyone left?
[DirtyD] 5:57 am: Not I.
[Step_On_Me] 5:58 am: I heard you're a beast in Gears 2.
[lobo] 5:58 am: +i'm here
[DirtyD] 5:58 am: I am quite good.
[DirtyD] 5:59 am: I played on a bunch of gamebattles teams for a bunch of games.
[DirtyD] 5:59 am: I'm a shitty Soul Calibur player, though.
[Step_On_Me] 5:59 am: Yeah, I heard 3 people left the room with you 'cause they couldn't handle your dirtyness.
[Step_On_Me] 6:00 am: It was so overwhelming, that they instantly knew they were of no match.
[lobo] 6:01 am: duuuurdy
[DirtyD] 6:02 am: Well.
[DirtyD] 6:02 am: Lots of people left.
[DirtyD] 6:02 am: Over 3.
[Step_On_Me] 6:02 am: lol.
[Step_On_Me] 6:02 am: A whole army?
[DirtyD] 6:02 am: A couple per game
[DirtyD] 6:02 am: On average.
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[DirtyD] 6:09 am: Anyway, how're you. You're all my girlfriends.
[Rekano] 6:09 am: ...whut?
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[DirtyD] 6:10 am: Hello, my friend.
[DirtyD] 6:10 am: My liege.
[greatone1939] 6:10 am: Good evening to the almighty D
[DirtyD] 6:10 am: Thank you, sir.
[lobo] 6:10 am: lol
[greatone1939] 6:11 am: Congratulations on the award
[greatone1939] 6:11 am: Of course it is a given
[Step_On_Me] 6:11 am: Wow, check out the italicized font. That is fanceh.
[greatone1939] 6:11 am: The D is beyond reproach
[DirtyD] 6:11 am: It's like comparing Michael Jordan of 1996 to Michael J. Fox of 2008
[DirtyD] 6:11 am: You have the clutch nasty master of all against shaky hands.
[DirtyD] 6:12 am: Don't make me break my foot off in yo' ass.
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[twiggywales] 6:12 am: 'sup homies
[DirtyD] 6:12 am: don't ask the D what's up.
[DirtyD] 6:12 am: The D tells you what's up.
[greatone1939] 6:12 am: Oh no!!! not the Dirty
[DirtyD] 6:12 am: Here's what's up, I'm the man.
[DirtyD] 6:12 am: The best ever.
[DirtyD] 6:12 am: Now kiss the rings.
[twiggywales] 6:13 am: [asura dance on dirty] you fail
[Rekano] 6:13 am: ...da fuck?
[Rekano] 6:13 am: too goddamn early in da fucking morning for this shit
[greatone1939] 6:13 am: The D is busy getting his ass whupped by Taki
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[twiggywales] 6:14 am: im going to the pub sooon :D
[Rekano] 6:14 am: ...wait, D. were you on the price is right?
[greatone1939] 6:14 am: Rekano please take no offense. He is legally retarded. Seriously no ofense.
[greatone1939] 6:14 am: Oops...I meant offense
[Step_On_Me] 6:15 am: lol. Well, it was nice talking to you DirtyD. We should get some matches in.
[greatone1939] 6:15 am: Correction" the D is kicking taki's ass
[DirtyD] 6:15 am: The D is bitch to no man, yet every man is bitch to the D.
[Step_On_Me] 6:15 am: I'm going to head out. See ya. :3
[8WayRun.Com]: Step_On_Me has left at 6:15 am
[DirtyD] 6:15 am: Later, baby. Let's make love.
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[Rekano] 6:16 am: ...mother fuck- I asked you a goddamn question
[Rekano] 6:16 am: and as THE REKANO! I expected an answer
[twiggywales] 6:17 am: O.o ohhh so authoritive
[greatone1939] 6:17 am: Oh lord, here we go!!! Lol. Well when hes done with this next match
[twiggywales] 6:17 am: asura dance makes me sad :'(
[Rekano] 6:17 am: I wonder if he does this in RL convos
[Rekano] 6:18 am: just talks in random directions
[Rekano] 6:18 am: ...fucking brilliant.
[twiggywales] 6:18 am: who me?
[Rekano] 6:18 am: I SHOULD DO THAT!
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[DirtyD] 6:19 am: What's up, hos.
[Rekano] 6:19 am: RWAR!
[greatone1939] 6:19 am: OH lord. Here he comes!!!
[Rekano] 6:19 am: D, I'll repeat myself once more.
[DirtyD] 6:19 am: Rekano, shut your penis pleaser before I slap you upside your head.
[Rekano] 6:19 am: Were you on the Price is Right, you fuck
[DirtyD] 6:20 am: You got nothin' but pain in your future barkin' up the Dirty D's tree.
[greatone1939] 6:20 am: Ive...got...hoes, in different area codes (echo) area codes
[Rekano] 6:20 am: good luck with that over the internets, son
[DirtyD] 6:20 am: I have hoes in places that only exist in theory. I got alien bitches in black holes. I stick it in their black holes.
[Rekano] 6:20 am: I don't bark up trees, mother fucker
[twiggywales] 6:21 am: oh wow this pleb is gaytarded
[Rekano] 6:21 am: thats why I hire a jumberjack to cut that shit the fuck down
[DirtyD] 6:21 am: Take your British ass to the store to buy your mother some tea and crumpets, the Dirty D ain't hearing your shit at the moment.
[lobo] 6:21 am: i'm insulted
[lobo] 6:21 am: gaytarded
[lobo] 6:21 am: wtf is that?
[twiggywales] 6:21 am: sorry i couldnt hear you then my head was burried between your mothers fat snatch
[DirtyD] 6:22 am: For somebody from England, you have quite an awful comprehension of the English language. Maybe you should read a book and then go practice fucking yourself with a spear.
[greatone1939] 6:23 am: lobo please forgive. he is literally retarded.
[greatone1939] 6:24 am: I listen to him everynight and he can go on full on "tard rampages for at least half an hour
[Rekano] 6:24 am: ...Im smashin someones house
