UndeadFlamingo

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  UndeadFlamingo

• Mar 30, 2014

I'd love to write for a living. I wouldn't love to be randomly psychoanalyzed by absolute strangers, though. Wait, that happens already.

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  UndeadFlamingo

• Mar 29, 2014

My body is a temple. To the greek gods, so yes, I will have another drink.

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  UndeadFlamingo

• Mar 28, 2014

The secret ingredient is love, but the taste is vodka. Lots of it.

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  UndeadFlamingo

• Mar 27, 2014

My favourite fictional couple is Bill and Beatrix Kiddo, and they end up fighting to the death. I think this about explains why I'm single.

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  UndeadFlamingo

• Mar 25, 2014

YouTube commercials are so great, I can't even listen to some music without having to endure a fifteen-second chauvinist Honda ad.