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All my teachers said I was really smart but didn't do well because I am lazy. I don't apply myself with things that require effort outside of the classroom, like homework.

Wow... I heard that until 8th grade. Then I manned up in high school/college and it was really worth it. Don't be like that all your life, you'll end up wishing you tried harder.
 
The dean of my school gave us candy for perfect attendance. lolcollege.
Weird. Just yesterday I heard he was getting fired.
Candy solves everything?
Also, all the guys in my class congregated around me.
Evidently, I'm smart. XD
 
I can't believe this thread is still up...


The battle between Heaven and Hell has waged eternal, their armies fueled by souls harvested on Earth. The devil, Malebolgia, has sent a lieutenant to Earth to recruit men who will turn the world into a place of death in exchange for wealth and power, a place that will provide enough souls to complete his army and allow Armageddon to begin. All the Dark Lord needs now is a great soldier, someone who can lead his hordes to the gates of Heaven and burn them down.

Lizard Spawn!!!!!111!1!one
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All my teachers said I was really smart but didn't do well because I am lazy. I don't apply myself with things that require effort outside of the classroom, like homework.

You remind me of many people back in my high school.
That same ridiculous line teachers always say to people like you: "Smart but just lazy."
Doesn't it strike a nerve?
 
I can't believe this thread is still up...


The battle between Heaven and Hell has waged eternal, their armies fueled by souls harvested on Earth. The devil, Malebolgia, has sent a lieutenant to Earth to recruit men who will turn the world into a place of death in exchange for wealth and power, a place that will provide enough souls to complete his army and allow Armageddon to begin. All the Dark Lord needs now is a great soldier, someone who can lead his hordes to the gates of Heaven and burn them down.

Lizard Spawn!!!!!111!1!one
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im more reminded of the intro of gargoyles...

1000 years ago, superstition and the sword ruled...
it was a time of darkness... it was a world of fear....
it was the age... of geckos...
small critters by day, warriors by night
we were betrayed by the islanders we had sworn to protect
hunted by these no good bastards for a thousand years............
now here in (insert your city here)
we are under protection....
AND WE LIVE AGAIN!!!

we are defenders of the night...
WE ARE GECKOS!!!
 
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