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Lol... that's close.

Yesterday she was all, "Hey, so you get off work, open a beer, smoke a bowl, and then turn your game on?! That's all you do! There was 1 dish in the sink and YOU DIDN'T DO IT?!?!?!?!?" So on and so forth.

oh shit that sounds like my mom... ugh.




Firefox 3.5 came out.

So now you can porn to death without anyone finding out.

how does that work exactly o_0
 
you can't be serious... what is a coroner....

god, i don't know what you young whippersnappers call these sex techniques these days
but in MY day, people who work at morgues were coroners...

but you kids.... I mean really, does she really need to be helicoptered or wolf bagged? now that's just sick. and if you feltch... you need jesus. and then people talk about dirty sanchez, pearl necklaces, and supermanned..... and then the spiderman... oh lord.... or flying the marlin, iron dragon OH GOD THE IRON DRAGON!! donkey punch, swinging... sigh...

you kids i swear.

oh yeah, what was the one where you get head and then after you jizz you punch her in the stomach? truly sad the fetishes of some people.
 
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