Teh Gheys Thread

[Alexandra]

Okay, I'll give this advice thing a try.

Statistically, 100% of the boys I know who had long hair and then got it cut shorter later had me sit on their lap while we were drinking at a mate's apartment. Those are the stats. So basically, history would teach us that getting your hair cut will gain you a lapdance.

That's my advice.

I'm already on the phone with the hair lady sign me up

 

[UndeadFlamingo]

I'm already on the phone with the hair lady sign me up

And once again, decisions that could affect people's social lives are made on account of my bum.

Why does this keep happening?

 

[Alexandra]

And once again, decisions that could affect people's social lives are made on account of my bum.

Why does this keep happening?

the entrance to the other side is in your ass duh

 

[UndeadFlamingo]

the entrance to the other side is in your ass duh

I'll... I'll take that as a compliment

 

[SorceressSeren]

You guys rocky horror was literally the best thing and I emotionally hyper bonded with owen the guy i'm dating for the first time and I oh
oh guys
Sophie if you cut your hair I will walk over to you and molest you.