Teh Gheys Thread

[Alexandra]

Sophie's always starting wars she can't finish.
She thinks she's Aegon the Conquerer with teats but she's really just a bitch.
Also I've come to refer to sophie as a female even though I am significantly aware that sophie is in fact in posession of a penis.

ex-fucking-scuse you
I'm a boss ass bitch fuck you
step down thirsty hoe

Also, I am not Aegon the Conqueror with teats, I am a lioness. We strike when bitches are weakest. We also eat roses like you. That's right - you're a little bitch Tyrell.

 

[Pyrrus]

There is so much sexual tension here. I think we should all relieve that. -attempts at the flirting-

 

[Alexandra]

There is so much sexual tension here. I think we should all relieve that. -attempts at the flirting-

I don't believe in orgies.

 

[TheCursedImage]

Open ended response: Whats that one thing in bed you just WON'T do? Mine is watersports. Pee goes in the toilet goddammit

 

[SorceressSeren]

ex-fucking-scuse you
I'm a boss ass bitch fuck you
step down thirsty hoe

Also, I am not Aegon the Conqueror with teats, I am a lioness. We strike when bitches are weakest. We also eat roses like you. That's right - you're a little bitch Tyrell.

hELL NAWW U DID NOT JUST CALL ME A tYRELL THAT IS THE LINE SOPHIE
AND YOU CROSSED IT

Open ended response: Whats that one thing in bed you just WON'T do? Mine is watersports. Pee goes in the toilet goddammit
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This guy wants to meet me and basically bottom for me because he knows I've never topped before and he pulls out of the air "I've always wanted to feel a guy pee in me." and I'm like "umm"
I do not do pain or bondage at all. Your dick is pulling apart my asshole and that's painful enough I don't need you fucking putting wax on me and slapping me with a fucking oven please no.