Freaky
[09] Warrior
1. People who dress up their pets.
2. The words "moist" and "tart" -- you can't say them without sounding like a dork. If you've ever used the words moist and tart in the same sentence, you probably own a stamp collection.
3. Actors who are supposed to be playing an instrument in a movie but obviously have no idea what they're doing.
4. Enzyte commercials.
5. Interviewing kids on the news:
Reporter: "Why do you like Barack Obama?"
Kid: "I like him because hez nice and iz a good prezidant." ....Fuck you.
6. Vintage T-shirts. You're 13, you never played Pac-man.
7. People who don't like the Goonies.
8. Anybody who wrote "This list" in this thread as something that pisses them off in an attempt to be ironic.
9. Sarah Jessica Parker.
10. If you say you listen to all kids of music, pause for a moment, and then say "except country".
11. Average female stand-up comedians. I can only handle so many PMS jokes.
12. Anybody that mentions weed at 4:20 AM/PM
13. Birthday cards that play music when you open them.
14. Anybody that thinks time travel is possible.
15. Cornrows.
16. Smug atheists.
2. The words "moist" and "tart" -- you can't say them without sounding like a dork. If you've ever used the words moist and tart in the same sentence, you probably own a stamp collection.
3. Actors who are supposed to be playing an instrument in a movie but obviously have no idea what they're doing.
4. Enzyte commercials.
5. Interviewing kids on the news:
Reporter: "Why do you like Barack Obama?"
Kid: "I like him because hez nice and iz a good prezidant." ....Fuck you.
6. Vintage T-shirts. You're 13, you never played Pac-man.
7. People who don't like the Goonies.
8. Anybody who wrote "This list" in this thread as something that pisses them off in an attempt to be ironic.
9. Sarah Jessica Parker.
10. If you say you listen to all kids of music, pause for a moment, and then say "except country".
11. Average female stand-up comedians. I can only handle so many PMS jokes.
12. Anybody that mentions weed at 4:20 AM/PM
13. Birthday cards that play music when you open them.
14. Anybody that thinks time travel is possible.
15. Cornrows.
16. Smug atheists.