What pisses you off?

1. People who dress up their pets.

2. The words "moist" and "tart" -- you can't say them without sounding like a dork. If you've ever used the words moist and tart in the same sentence, you probably own a stamp collection.

3. Actors who are supposed to be playing an instrument in a movie but obviously have no idea what they're doing.

4. Enzyte commercials.

5. Interviewing kids on the news:
Reporter: "Why do you like Barack Obama?"
Kid: "I like him because hez nice and iz a good prezidant." ....Fuck you.

6. Vintage T-shirts. You're 13, you never played Pac-man.

7. People who don't like the Goonies.

8. Anybody who wrote "This list" in this thread as something that pisses them off in an attempt to be ironic.

9. Sarah Jessica Parker.

10. If you say you listen to all kids of music, pause for a moment, and then say "except country".

11. Average female stand-up comedians. I can only handle so many PMS jokes.

12. Anybody that mentions weed at 4:20 AM/PM

13. Birthday cards that play music when you open them.

14. Anybody that thinks time travel is possible.

15. Cornrows.

16. Smug atheists.
 
I've wanted to post on this thred for a while now, but I couldn't think of anything to post. Then I remembered somehting that pisses me off when I saw it at a movie theater:

I hate when people wear JUST underarmor in public like normal clothing! It's not attractive and most of the people who do it don't even have decent bodies so it's twice as bad.
 
I've wanted to post on this thred for a while now, but I couldn't think of anything to post. Then I remembered somehting that pisses me off when I saw it at a movie theater:

I hate when people wear JUST underarmor in public like normal clothing! It's not attractive and most of the people who do it don't even have decent bodies so it's twice as bad.

Lol, me too.

I'm just glad that's not popular in my area. <.<;;
 
I'm not sure what pisses me off more. Kids that are in a movie theatre at 10'oclock at night, or the parents that take them there.
 
1. People who dress up their pets.

2. The words "moist" and "tart" -- you can't say them without sounding like a dork. If you've ever used the words moist and tart in the same sentence, you probably own a stamp collection.

3. Actors who are supposed to be playing an instrument in a movie but obviously have no idea what they're doing.

4. Enzyte commercials.

5. Interviewing kids on the news:
Reporter: "Why do you like Barack Obama?"
Kid: "I like him because hez nice and iz a good prezidant." ....Fuck you.

6. Vintage T-shirts. You're 13, you never played Pac-man.

7. People who don't like the Goonies.

8. Anybody who wrote "This list" in this thread as something that pisses them off in an attempt to be ironic.

9. Sarah Jessica Parker.

11. Average female stand-up comedians. I can only handle so many PMS jokes.

12. Anybody that mentions weed at 4:20 AM/PM

13. Birthday cards that play music when you open them.

14. Anybody that thinks time travel is possible.

16. Smug atheists.

Your list aligns with my dislikes quite adequately. However, I DO like all forms of music *except country and ska*, and I mean ALMOST all, with exception country, ska and some types of weird fringe trendy indy music that people just listen to to be different, and has it no true derivative of enjoyment to be had in it's arrangement.

Most times I just say I like all music, but (if they ask) most country fucking sucks to me, sorry man. I'd rather put my hand in a blender filled with lemon juice and razor blades than sit through a Toby Keith album, so I keep it real when people ask.

I just deleted the one's I didn't agree with and took your list and made it my own. You can't have it back, sorry.


...You fucking moist tart.


cha cha
 
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