Teh Gheys Thread

[SorceressSeren]

I feel like we're all pretty catty enough for this so I need some advice on how to ruin someone socially:

So basically this bitch Amelia made herself out as this saint. No gossip, no drama, etc. but obviously she's not like that. She lied to me, tried to ruin friendships of mine, and made up shit about me. I'm definitely not perfect either, but I don't know what to do about this. I know about her fuck buddy and I feel like I should reveal it to everyone but like I don't want to ruin the guy's life??? How should I do this thing because I want vengeance dammit.

Being one who has ruined a number of lives because the person was a cunt ass ho who needed to have their piercings shoved through the jugular, I feel like I can aid with this.
So this bitch Amelia seems like she can only be taught her lesson via the same tactic used to train dogs not to shit in the house. Shove her nose in it.
Except maybe take your own shit and shove her nose in YOUR shit, or if you have a pile of her shit handy, shove her nose in that, or try shoving everyone elses nose in it.

I feel like that got really confusing.

 

[Alexandra]

Being one who has ruined a number of lives because the person was a cunt ass ho who needed to have their piercings shoved through the jugular, I feel like I can aid with this.
So this bitch Amelia seems like she can only be taught her lesson via the same tactic used to train dogs not to shit in the house. Shove her nose in it.
Except maybe take your own shit and shove her nose in YOUR shit, or if you have a pile of her shit handy, shove her nose in that, or try shoving everyone elses nose in it.

I feel like that got really confusing.

I'm just gonna bury her in all the shit in the Greater New Orleans Area

 

[UndeadFlamingo]

I believe in social and psychological destruction, not physical. Physical isn't as much fun!

PHYSICAL DESTRUCTION CAN BE FUN.

Okay, maybe it's just because I have this unhealthy desire to beat some of my new classmates.

 

[WindupSkeleton]

Get more dirt first. Leak dirt over time, gradual humiliation. Silly ho.

 

[Synalon]

Or you could rise above it and be better than her? I don't have so much of an issue with you and this Amelia slinging mud at each other in an undignified manner but "I want vengeance dammit" isn't a great reason to pull someone uninvolved into the fight. And anyway, who's going to care that two people are fuck-buddies? Why would it matter to anyone outside of high school? How...old are you?