Teh Gheys Thread

UndeadFlamingo said:
You guys and your lists of your cute twinky conquests (or conquerors), making me feel all... something.

On that subject, third day on a school with 600 people, basically flaunting my rainbow wristband, and still no catch. Yes, I get impatient super-easy, sue me.
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I've gone through every single homosexual or bisexual male at my school, at least in my grade and the grade above. There are only four of them. IT IS HELL TRYING TO FIND GAY GUYS NOW.

People still ask me if I'm not straight and I literally laugh in their face with fIRE AND BLOOD
 
So I'm going to a party in like an hour on that kid's boat and I don't really want to go, but I want to brag about the place where I was anally penetrated over water on this bitch's boat
 
Le_Bello said:
The "P" in PM stands for penis. :P But no, it'd be weird if you posted them - I know I wouldn't want my nudes passed around the internet. Of course, nobody would want that anyway.
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Omg I will seriously PM these nudes to you he knew what he was getting into sending my crazy ass naked pictures (with his face in them, mind you)

xXPyrrusXx said:
I went into a boys locker room once and that was it. 'But PYRRUS, what about the eyecandy??!"

SCREW THAT. I am not going to be showering naked with strangers, fuck that! =_=
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AGREED. Those motherfuckers tried to make me change into those ugly gym clothes all the damn time and shower with those sweaty bastards and I never would. I got a B in gym for a whole year because I refused to let strangers see me naked. Not a single fuck was given.

Sorry said:
NO I NEED SOMEONE TO HAVE ME NOW

How do you all get people to have you all the time
I must learn your secrets
Pls
I'll do anything
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At first I was just really forward. And then gradually as I gained a reputation for being talented and discreet, guys started coming to me. Keep in mind that i've never had an actual relationship though. Sex and commitment need to be approached in completely different ways.
 
TheCursedImage said:
Omg I will seriously PM these nudes to you he knew what he was getting into sending my crazy ass naked pictures (with his face in them, mind you)


AGREED. Those motherfuckers tried to make me change into those ugly gym clothes all the damn time and shower with those sweaty bastards and I never would. I got a B in gym for a whole year because I refused to let strangers see me naked. Not a single fuck was given.


At first I was just really forward. And then gradually as I gained a reputation for being talented and discreet, guys started coming to me. Keep in mind that i've never had an actual relationship though. Sex and commitment need to be approached in completely different ways.
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OMG I LITERALLY HATED GYM SO MUCH BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD OOGLE MY GAY BODY of course they deny it but cmon I'm girlish you know you wanna
But actually I hate the idea of communal showers/changing areas

WELL GOOD NIGHT I'M GOING TO THE BOAT PARTY WISH ME LUCK BECAUSE I HAVE AVOIDED THAT BOY LIKE THE PLAGUE SINCE WE BROKE UP
 
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