Teh Gheys Thread

[WindupSkeleton]

So I downloaded the "Would You Rather" Dirty Edition last week, on my phone, and the question I saw today was, "Would you rather suck two dicks or take a penis up the ass?"

As a gay man, I'm finding myself conflicted and unwilling to answer this......

Three dicks and a boob. Bumstuff doesn't do it for me.

 

[Evil_Zutus]

He seemed enthusiastic enough during but afterwards he looked very unhappy. Like when you eat something really sour. And I don't know if that's because i'm the first guy he's ever been with and he's having some of sexual identity crisis or if I've been running around giving bad blow jobs my whole life. And I don't think it's appropriate to just ask.

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It's very obvious, if that was his first time with a guy. Rest assured he probably felt very dirty after it. That's how it went for me anyway. I've known I was gay since I was 12 and by the time I was 23 and finally came out, it didn't take long till my first time with a guy. Even though I had been looking forward to it for so long and during the sex it didn't feel wrong at all, I left as fast as I could afterwards and felt really bad. Maybe 'cause it was casual sex, but honestly I never felt bad for it since then.​

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And of course it's appropriate to ask, giving eachother feedback is what sex is all about.​

 

[Lagstab]

DILEMA:
Soooo, theguyinmymathclassthaticrushedonandthoughthecrushedonmeandthenhedidcrushonmeandthenwehookedupandthenwestoppedhookingupthenhetextedmewantingthegoodsthenideclinedbutwerestillcool texted me about two o clock last night informing me that he was moving to cali (on the other side of the states) in two weeks. he also said if i wanted to hook up again before he left hed be okay with that but hed also be okay if i didnt.

now, i want to, but theres something about just bagoinging on his command doesnt feel right, like, maybe im overreacting but for this reason alone im having second thoughts, and i cant think of why id feel this way.
i guess the whole situation doesnt seem dignified.

however, i also feel that if i dont take advantage, this will be a hugely missed opportunity, weve never had penetrative sex, and i feel like it would happen this time, which i kinda want tbh. ughhughughhhhh.

 

[WindupSkeleton]

DILEMA

As a man who works in sales, I can inform you that he's definitely putting moves on you. You've declined him before, but now he's offering you a "limited time offer" figuring that it'll be a surefire way to get in your pants again. Nothing but sleaze here.

Of course if you DO want to, then it's fine - The issue is the principal of it all. You want him to know it's on your terms and is your choice, not his. But he's gonna feel like he's made you give in one last time despite your earlier stance. So if you do it, make sure he knows you're doing it for your own reasons, and suggest penetrative. If he doesn't go for it, no nookie for him.

He ain't the only one who has ultimatums yo.

 

[TheCursedImage]

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It's very obvious, if that was his first time with a guy. Rest assured he probably felt very dirty after it. That's how it went for me anyway. I've known I was gay since I was 12 and by the time I was 23 and finally came out, it didn't take long till my first time with a guy. Even though I had been looking forward to it for so long and during the sex it didn't feel wrong at all, I left as fast as I could afterwards and felt really bad. Maybe 'cause it was casual sex, but honestly I never felt bad for it since then.​

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And of course it's appropriate to ask, giving eachother feedback is what sex is all about.​

This makes me feel better. I'm still scared to ask because I'm an awkward fuck like that but now I can see his perspective a lot more.

DILEMA:
Soooo, theguyinmymathclassthaticrushedonandthoughthecrushedonmeandthenhedidcrushonmeandthenwehookedupandthenwestoppedhookingupthenhetextedmewantingthegoodsthenideclinedbutwerestillcool texted me about two o clock last night informing me that he was moving to cali (on the other side of the states) in two weeks. he also said if i wanted to hook up again before he left hed be okay with that but hed also be okay if i didnt.

now, i want to, but theres something about just bagoinging on his command doesnt feel right, like, maybe im overreacting but for this reason alone im having second thoughts, and i cant think of why id feel this way.
i guess the whole situation doesnt seem dignified.

however, i also feel that if i dont take advantage, this will be a hugely missed opportunity, weve never had penetrative sex, and i feel like it would happen this time, which i kinda want tbh. ughhughughhhhh.

I wouldn't be able to do that without feeling like a cheap hoe. Ultimatums automatically imply that you're being coerced into something. And no dick is worth my dignity. Except Joseph Gordon-Levitt he could get it on Easter Sunday.