Teh Gheys Thread

[UndeadFlamingo]

Not in the UK.

God save our gracious Queen-

Okay, I feel like we're not doing that.

 

[Synalon]

What the fuck is up with all these huge arthropods in the kitchen tonight? I'm being terrorised by a wolf spider and a cellar spider and a crane fly ARGH THE WOLF SPIDER JUST SCUTTLED ACROSS THE FLOOR AND UNDER THE TABLE FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO BED

 

[SorceressSeren]

Don't feel bad, I killed a roach the length of a spoon on my bedroom wall last night.
They're taking over is all.

 

[Alexandra]

What the fuck is up with all these huge arthropods in the kitchen tonight? I'm being terrorised by a wolf spider and a cellar spider and a crane fly ARGH THE WOLF SPIDER JUST SCUTTLED ACROSS THE FLOOR AND UNDER THE TABLE FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO BED

when you play the game of thrones you win or you die. there is no middle ground.

 

[WindupSkeleton]

God save our gracious Queen-

Okay, I feel like we're not doing that.

She gave her assent to same sex marriage! Long live our noble Queen!

What the fuck is up with all these huge arthropods in the kitchen tonight? I'm being terrorised by a wolf spider and a cellar spider and a crane fly ARGH THE WOLF SPIDER JUST SCUTTLED ACROSS THE FLOOR AND UNDER THE TABLE FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO BED

Chestnuts and chestnut scented products should sort that shit right out. Also I hope you're ok ._.