Teh Gheys Thread

smoking is so hot. and its the perfect bonding experience when youre drunk. so last night i got all hookered up and went out with my usual hoes... unbeknownst to me, we ended up at some rando appartment party... full of people who were free from working at boy scout camp. ultimately it ended up with me swooning this "straight" guy (guys it was legit.. i convince him to jump into the water fountain with me). and just when it was about to get hot and heavy..... i got fucking cockblocked. but not only did i get cockblocked, i got cockblocked AND had my situation denounced by my incognizant friends. and then i remembered why i straight girls suck. (well, not all of them/not all the time)
also, my new hipsteresque mohawk is quickly getting the best of me. im like a whole new david.
 
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