Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate

[UnseenWombat]

Studies show that sometimes Kunoichis have to get an abortion or else they'll be executed. Here is an graphic example....

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I should be disturbed by this, but I lol'd. I feel bad about myself.

Tell that to the cannes entrants, where scv players outnumber tekken and DOA put together. Better shape than SCV? K

I'm glad for SCV, but I feel bad for Tekken. They put so much into that.

New screens out for DOA5 plus. Shows off new swimsuits, cheer leaders and seems to hint that some characters may be getting new win poses.

I was just thinking last night they should have cheerleader outfits. Dang it, do I have to get a Vita now?

Speaking of screenshots, is Kasumi wearing a wetsuit here?

I'm still sensing that your problem is that you're losing because you're expecting opponents to "play your game". You're expecting them to follow the fundamental concepts of the game, and when they don't, you end up failing because you couldn't get the opponent to do what you want. If your opponent is beating you with "the same silly routines", then use your own "silly routines" against them! If the opponent refuses to adapt to it, tough shit on them.

I played some Colinsomething guy last night, he had like a 48-5 record with Hitomi and all he did was keep mashing at advantage, disadvantage, whatever, and using her deathfist at range. That was it. And I kept losing to that crap. Finally I was just like, screw it, and started playing as stupid as he did and won 3 rounds to 0 with a perfect. Man I hate people like that.

I think that's a flaw in this game that in order to beat people playing stupid you have to play stupid too. It doesn't reward you for playing smart against mashers like SC5 does. It just makes you mash back.

 

[BlackDragon37]

It does reward you for playing smart.

You played smart by playing stupid.

 

[Pocky-Yoshi]

I should be disturbed by this, but I lol'd. I feel bad about myself.

The feeling is mutual. Usually, I'm against seeing pretty ladies falling down stairs. However, I had to crack a joke at this. No worries though, I like Kasumi plenty. We can't all run around being all "*insert female character* is my waifu, don't make fun of her!!".........even though I sometimes feel guilty of doing that to the lovely Kokoro....^^;

 

[Ghengis_John]

The fighter pack has 11 costumes and costs 1 dollar on xbl... Is this a mistake? It does put all the dudes in undies so it's not like I'm rushing to buy it but it's only a dollar...

The hotties pack is five dollars and it's 12 swimsuits...

So I guess this is like an apology for the long delay then?

 

[KitKay]

The fighter pack has 11 costumes and costs 1 dollar on xbl... Is this a mistake? It does put all the dudes in undies so it's not like I'm rushing to buy it but it's only a dollar...

The hotties pack is five dollars and it's 12 swimsuits...

So I guess this is like an apology for the long delay then?

Haha get it before they fix it.