You know what really grinds my gears??

Loved her appearance in the Olympic opening ceremony. Murdering diabetics in cold blood Mary Poppins is the most quintessentially British thing I can think of.

I can't believe I had scheduling issues. It was supposed to be me and the Queen parachuting you know? But I had other things that day.

She is. Her and red buses.
 
I can't believe I had scheduling issues. It was supposed to be me and the Queen parachuting you know? But I had other things that day.

She is. Her and red buses.
And the way we all drink tea and live in castles.

It was originally supposed to be me and James Bond actually, but they decided the Queen would be more appropriate. The corgi-loving stamp whore.

I genuinely lol'd at the bit with Voldemort though.
 
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