Welcome to the madhouse, sir.
You have a genuine desire to better your game? We've sorted and segregated our inmates into various areas of expertise, some of our drug-addled
Natsu fangirls will be glad to share their tips on complex hairstyling, we've sadistically locked away all the
Ivy/BDSM fetishists into their own pin(which unfortunately they appearing to be thoroughly enjoying much to our dismay), and for those interested in compensating for penile deficiency with stances and mindgames our inamtes obsessed with
Siegfried should be happy to teach you how to swing detached airplane wings at people more ffectively.
If you ever feel that things are just getting too violent for your tastes, try our state of the art
arts and crafts wing where we teach our inmates fingerpainting, watercolors, and how to smear their excrement into designs that are more pleasurable to clean up for our overworked staff.
But sometimes you just feel like you want to
pretend you're in another world where all of this isn't happening, that's okay. There's no shame in wanting to
connect with
others that are equally deprived of sanity. Maybe you'd be interested in just playing games in our
internet cafe? If that still does not sell you on our home for the...alternately sane, perhaps you'd be interested in
visiting one of our many multistate and international branches?
...Oh, there's also most likely going to be another online tourney next month, those are hot and I couldn't figure out a good to throw in hyperlinks about it in the asylum schtick without being needlessly confusing :P
If you need any help or have any questions, just ask. There's plenty of folks around that are more than happy to help, even when their straitjackets are chafing them like one bad mofo.
