Trouble Sleeping Thread

Make fun stories in your head.
I try. It actually keeps me awake because I'm tempted to just imagine the ending to the A Song of Ice and Fire series since George R. R. Martin takes forever to write, and thinking about A Song of Ice and Fire will probably just keep me awake, because of all the incest and intrigue. And dying. And boobs.
 
Somehow, I had a feeling jerking off did help me sleep sometimes. I could be angry at the world one moment and get turned on by some females doing naughty things in porn, go fap(but be discreet as possible), and my frustration that morphed to sexual frustration soon clears and I am as calm as water.

Then I remember to clean up the mess I made and go to sleep. *holds up flame shield*
 
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