The Misheard Phrases Thread

[ChillaWolf]

Just remembered this one at work!

MVC2 Cammy: "Spin Drive Smasher!"

for the longest time I swore she was saying "Destroy Soccer!"

For years I would call that move "Detroit Smasher"

 

[HiguraShiki]

For years I would call that move "Detroit Smasher"

Speaking of Cammy, I could have sworn she said "Spider Wubble" instead of "Spiral Arrow"

 

[hotX]

I always thought Chun Li was saying "spinning kabob" when she did the spinning bird kick.

 

[HiguraShiki]

I always thought Chun Li was saying "spinning kabob" when she did the spinning bird kick.

Hah, don't even get me started with Sagat.
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[Luneth22]

Mario Kart DS. I swore that in one of his quotes, Mario spoke Hokkien dialect for "television". Don't know what the original quote was.

And on a more recent note, Patsuka saying p***y during some of his moves.