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that sir, is a slippery slope, because that can used for anything. ANYTHING!!

it's like saying no homo. once you start. you can't stop. no homo.

This is true. We should come up with a list of things you shouldn't try or can reasonably be excused from trying, or conditions or outcomes to anything you could try and make sure it's added onto every usage of the phrase for complete accuracy. Like the "*with these exceptions" clause. Caveats, if you will, sir:

For instance:
Butter does not make everything better.
They're all gonna laugh at you.
Unless it's with a bad crowd.
You really shouldn't touch a downed powerline.
Two words: Wheat allergy.
If you jump out of a window, you will not fly. You will fall like a stone.
Don't do drugs, kids.
All stunts on jackass really should not be attempted by anyone. Ever.
Two words: Colostomy bag.
Putting your dick in a blender is a bad idea for reasons I should not have to explain.
Stuffing your vagina with live firecrackers is a bad idea for reasons I should not have to explain.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Her friend is probably ugly.
The gulab jamun at the india clay oven in San bernardino is too sweet.
Don't cross mexican gangsters. It will not end well, cabron.
Two words: Statutory rape.

Ah fuck it, This list is getting too long already. Okay, okay I got it. I'll just come up with an entirely new response.

Online dating -- should I even bother?
7.

No one in the history of anything has every responded to that question by saying "7.", I'm sure of it. But shit. That's not helpful. Take three.

Online dating -- should I even bother?
I'm sure there's a lot of great girls on those sites who are just homebodies. If you don't like the club scene then they probably don't either, so you already have something in common.

Much better eh? But what are we supposed to do about those slippery slopes... that's a chin scratcher...
 
Eating Honey Nut Cheerios out of the box and washing it down with pepsi cause we don't have any goddamn milk. This entire morning sucks- Oh god. I think I'm gonna be sick.
 
Eating Honey Nut Cheerios out of the box and washing it down with pepsi cause we don't have any goddamn milk. This entire morning sucks- Oh god. I think I'm gonna be sick.
HAHAHAHAHAAAA

Rek did you just try putting water in em? Works fine for some cereals I find. And you'll take less of a wild leap towards diabetes.
 
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